If I stayed here much longer I would become a lump.I am already quite lumpy so it wouldn’t take much. My friends have gone to keep some doctor’s appointments and I am going to make strawberry French toast for brunch when they return. I said I wouldn’t snoop while they are away and that I’ll write my blog but I lied. I’m going to have a nap.

Blog tomorrow, blog yesterday but never blog today. I’ve said that before but here are some I haven’t said, found them in a list I scribbled on the bus. I think I made them up but they are not hard to coin. I claim no copyright. Try them yourself:

I’m keeping a catablogue of ideas

blogodaedalus is wordplay

….it’s not going to work. I am falling asleep