where am I?

Or maybe I should say what am I doing here?  Everything I touch is turning to mayhem and confusion.  I can't send a pdf document. I can't download a book I bought from Kobo. I can't print a document.  My bank account (on one computer) has denied me.  My wifi has abandoned me.  This is worse than typewriter days.  

I'll see if I can register this complaint.  I'm sure I'm not alone.

I didn't mention that Safari or maybe Square Space has turned on me. Look at this mess!