w is for whereabouts

whereabouts interrogative adverb: where or approximately where: whereabouts do you come from?  noun:  treated as sing. or pl.: The place where someone or something is: his whereabouts remain secret.

My trouble was, I didn't know my own whereabouts. I was lost last week. The wifi was off for a week, I went to Boston (Quincy) for Christmas; I'm back now, catching up with the alphabet and me. I won't have a fireplace this coming NY Eve to do my annual assessment  but I'll watch Channel 204 (The Fireplace Channel) and turn up the sound so I'll feel the heat.  I'll finish off X, Y and Z pronounced zed)   and be prepared to jump into a new year feet first. I hope it's not too cold.