It’s one of the definitions of eternity: one person and a cabbage. I had a big cabbage, not quite as big as my head but almost, so I made cabbage soup, a real challenge because it goes on forever and ever. So I went on the cabbage soup diet, to use up the soup but also in the hope of losing some of the weight I have gained being so sedentary with my injured leg.

As far as I can see (on new scales so it’s not their/itsfault), I have not lost ay weight. I have, however, lost my taste for cabbage soup.

But I’m hungry. Have you read that newsy item that people who are sleep-deprived gain weight? So I’m going to bed now.

anon, anon