kitchen methods

You all know that urban legend about the kitchen survey team investigating the kitchen performance of young women. Too late, I'm going to tell it again.  The surveyors noticed that one young woman trimmed the bone of a ham before she put it in the oven. When they asked her why she did that, she said that her mother always did it.  The mother lived not far away so they went to ask her why she did this; she said her mother always did it. The old woman was still living and also not far away, so they went and asked her: Why did she trim the bone off the ham? She explained:

"My pan was too short."

Thus are habits and methods born and perpetuated.

I brought that up because I was thinking of some of my habits and those of my friends, people I know well enough to watch them in action in the kitchen. For example, I have a friend in another city whom I visit every year or so and stay a few days. Most mornings she cooks oatmeal with raisins, and I watch her de-stemming them, picking off the infinitesimal, dried stems from any unplucked raisins.  She says her mother taught her to do that. I don't think raisins present much of a threat these days. Most of them are naked, but my friend honours her mother every morning that she makes porridge.

Years ago, on my honeymoon, as a matter of fact, we (my husband and I) visited my cousin in Wisconsin (none of your storied trips to Europe), and watching her, I learned the Eureka system of measurement.  See, I didn't take Home Economics at university.  I think they call it something else now; Domestic Science? Home Management? Tell me, please.  I had to learn the slow way by watching people.  

I used to de-scale asparagus, as do some really high-class gourmet restaurants.  I don't do it any more, nor do I french green beans or peel Camembert cheese.  I do, however, peel Portabello mushrooms and de-gill them , and I save the detritus for soup stock (in a freezer bag along with red onion parings and celery tops).  I also cut out the little green innards of garlic cloves, but I don't keep them. 

It took me a while to develop the latter two methods. I couldn't find instructions to tell me how to deal with the mushrooms or the garlic. I had to figure it out for myself, no thanks to the Net, and it knows everything. There's always something I don;t know.  I need all the help I can get.  Suggestions will be welcome.

 

listless

I am in deep trouble and I need help. I am so far sunk in listlessness, so deep in depression that I can hardly move.  I need a shove. 

I remember a line in the movie "Tom Jones" when the lady of the house rallied the drunken sods lying about in front of the fire with the dogs:  "Rouse yourselves from this pastoral torpor!" and another one, from the novel "Mr. Roberts" by Thomas Heggen (1918-1949), describing the route of the supply ship plying the South Pacific during World War Two, going from "Tedium to Apathy and back again."  (Okay, I had to look that one up; I couldn't remember apathy.)  And I remember my husband expressing his frustration at the then artistic director who was slow choosing and casting the next season and who finally made a move:

"At last!" Bill said, "he has moved from inertia to lethargy!"

torpor a state of physical or mental inactivity; lethargy: they veered between apathetic torpor and hysterical fanaticism.

tedium the state of being tedious

tedious too longslow, or dull: tiresome or monotonous: a tedious journey

apathy lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern

lethargy a lack of energy and enthusiasm: periods of weakness and lethargy  

 (Medicine )      a pathological state of sleepiness or deep unresponsiveness and inactivity.

inertia a tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged

 (Physics)    a property of matter by which it continues in its existing state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, unless that state is changed by an external force

limbo  an uncertain period of awaiting a decision or resolution; an intermediate state or condition

YES!  I am in limbo and I need a shove, an external force. This is my parallax view of January, February and March of 2015, 

parallax the effect whereby the position or direction of an object appears to differ when viewed from different positions

This is not where I expected to be. I'm trying but the cold weather isn't helping. And my birthday is coming up. I don't mind being old. Right now, I mind being cold.