my first sale

Sixty-five years ago I sold my very first piece of professional writing to the CBC.

I was 21 years old, with a new degree – an M.A., Double Honours, English and French - and a new title – an M.R.S. – married just 17 days after graduating.  I had been an academic, you might even say, a pedant. Now I was determined to be a writer.  Schooled as I was in Great Literature, I did not presume to attempt a Great Canadian Novel nor an epic poem. But I loved hanging around words. I just wanted to write.

            The problem was, I didn’t know what to write about. I mean, what did I know about Life?  I was young, I was female, and I was from Winnipeg, for heaven’s sake.  What could I possibly tell anyone they wanted to hear or didn’t already know?  What I didn’t know could fill a house, or an apartment - our first home, my husband’s and mine.  I was a Bluestocking, not a homemaker, not even close to a homemaker and not much use as a housewife. I knew about Bluestockings, the name of a predominantly female society of bookish people first designated in the 18th century, and very shortly scorned for their lack of practical knowledge or common sense. I didn’t know how to cook. I could boil water but I didn’t know how long it took to boil an egg.   Well, as always, when I had to learn something, I turned to books. I went to the library and took out a few cookbooks. I wanted to learn how to roast a chicken and bake bread, pretty basic, pretty simple.

 This is necessary information for you to understand the subject of my first sale to the CBC.   So far you understand that I couldn’t cook, We had a phone answering machine, in those days called a maid. So I didn’t clean or wash dishes or dust.  Well, I did dust but that was during the war and it took me all day when I dusted between reading chapters of whatever book my nose was stuck in.  I also made my own bed for five years but I never learned about laundry even during the war.  Myy father was a doctor and he inherited from his father, also a doctor, a personal charity.  He looked after all the medical needs of an order of nuns who ran an orphanage for little ones and a detention home for young women, in thanks for which they did our washing.  I remember him saying “I did a big washing today.  We had an outbreak of measles in the home,” or whatever.   During the war, I guess someone else looked after the measles and the tonsillectomies (and the births) until my father returned, but they kept on doing our washing.  My mother never owned a washing machine.

            So there I was, totally inept, with all of life ahead of me, and nothing to write about. Write about what you know, that’s the advice for wannabe writers.   I wrote about what I didn’t know.  I wrote a piece called “My First Washday.” It sold. I had become a professional writer. Trans-Canada Matinee bought it for a cross-country 15- minute radio talk show presented by the CBC weekday afternoons. I  recorded it myself and I received 35 dollars for it. So then I wrote and sold “My First Chicken” and “My First Bread”.   I would have gone on but I was facing my first pregnancy.

          

what is a blog?

I had a comment recently from a spasmodic reader who has described my blog as "commenting on my world on a  a more or less daily basis".  I guess that's a fair summary. I never expect to go viral though some bloggers have or/and parlayed their blogs into a full-time famous career. Julie Powell comes to mind, who began her blog reporting on her experiences as she cooked her way through Julia Child.  Not sure of the sequence but her blogs became a best-selling book and then a movie, adapted by the American writer/director Nora Ephron (1941-2012) into a double whammy: Julie and Julia. I've mentioned Neil Pasricha, too, who blogged his way out of depression after a divorce and a death, by trying to think of something nice - awesome, in fact, every day. His happy blogs became one, two and three books, starting with The Book of Awesome. Travel blogs are a sure hit; so are cooking (see Julie Powell) and self-help, and happy housekeepers' hints.  

I'm so old - long before blogs - I can remember a kooky woman called Heloise who had a daily newspaper syndicated column, called "Hints from Heloise" with cute ideas for saving money, being efficient, managing the home, and various miscellaneous suggestions for improving one's life.  I remember one hint: put a colourful oven mitt on  your car aerial so you can find it in a parking lot. Later, I used to rely on my car telling me where it was when I pushed the button on my keychain fob to make it honk at me. I wrote recently about my inability to find my way. These days it wouldn't be a problem with a GPS device, but I no longer have a car and I don't believe in cell phones.  (I'm on my way to being a Luddite.) So, returning to my initial question:

What is a Blog?

It's an essay, I think we can agree about that, although Addison and Steele, the 18th century essayisits/newspaper columnists, would have trouble with what passes for essays these days.  Too short, they'd say, too disparate, too informal, and so on. [Note: Joseph Addison [1672-1719] and Richard Steele [1672-1729] founded and wrote for The Spectator, a popular, influential periodical (aka magazine) that lasted from 1711 to 1712 - longer than that. I had to study them when I was at University (Honours English), but that was a century ago.  

I came across a list of various types of essay (aka blog?). Here it is:  collaborative essay; dramatic or dialogic essay; polyphonic (?) essay; long poem essay; meditative essay; personal essay or witness essay; visual essay.  Wow. What a challenge!  I'll see what I can do.  

But I don't think I'll ever go viral.