Muzak

"Muzak may refer to Muzak (brand), the brand name of an American background music distribution service for retail stores and other establishments a generic term for elevator music ." (Wikipedia)

"muzak |ˈmjuːzak| noun [ mass noun ] trademark recorded light background music played through speakers in public places. ORIGIN 1930s: alteration of music."  (online dictionary)

I suppose this is another case of the brand name becoming the generic identifier. I’ve pondered this before (Kleenex versus facial tissue; Thermos versus vacuum bottle, etc.) I used to joke that I could tell I was getting old(er) because I knew all the worlds to the tunes played on elevators, i.e. Muzak. Not sure I do now. I remember being surprised that my grandchildren knew words to songs that I thought were gibberish. As for rap? I’m afraid that I’m slip-sliding away. Even Muzak is no longer familiar, except in the month of December when Christmas music is the staple of Walmart et al. But different audiences determine choices.

Store owners can supply their own background music these days, playing sound tracks and their own “created,” i.e. selected list of listening or they can turn on a local radio station specialising in uninterrupted minutes of hits or more likely ‘golden oldies’. Beauty shops or salons and spas soothe their clients with music to meditate by, restaurants offer privacy through noise. No one, it seems, prizes silence. I do, generally, and never put music on for dinner. I don’t like background noise, I suppose because it interferes with my inner brain noise.. But right now, as I write this, I have easy listening on a sound-only channel on my TV. “Laura” just finished and yes, I remember all the words. It’s funny, I don’t remember sitting down consciously to memorise them. I guess we learn things by osmosis when we are young. Ah - “Canadian Sunset.” I am actually irritated now when an old tune comes on that I am not familiar with.
"Extraordinary how potent cheap music is” said Noel Coward (1899-1973). I knew it was Noel Coward and looked it up. It’s from Private Lives (1930), and Amanda said it, although the initial actress, Gertrude Lawrence, said ’strange’ in a recording of the play. In any case, Coward was referring to his song in the play, “Some Day I’ll Find You”. Not cheap at all. Ah, well, legends are made of this. I am awash with sentiment and long-loved lyrics and melodies. I turned on the music simply to help me turn off and turn in so that I could write a blog, and my escape became the blog. So now I’ll turn in.

a memory

I had a French teacher when I was in Grade 5 who surfaced in my life when I was writing puppet plays that were being produced by the Junior League of Winnipeg and trouped to the schools. By that time Miss Dance was the principal of a school in the north end of Winnipeg, then and now, the enclave for First Nations people and Metis, a hard place for children to grow up, let alone try to get an education. Marjorie Dance made sure that every teacher was supplied with cereal, bowls sugar, milk, fruit, etc. so that children who came without breakfast got fed (this was before school breakfast programs). And she had the first aid room equipped with three small beds, instead of one cot, for children who came sleepless to class because of all night drinking orgies in their homes. She also launched a drive every fall to collect running shoes, at least, and socks, if not boots , so children could make their way through Winnipeg winter streets to school. All this I found out after she phoned me and asked if I would come to her school when my puppet play was being performed there.

After the show she introduced me to her children telling them that I was a student of hers when I was little - the implication being that they, too, could grow up and be a writer, or whatever they set their minds to.

She loved to travel and did so every summer - one of the perks of being a teacher. I used to visit her every year after I moved away from Winnipeg. I was on the board of Investors Group Trust and their beautiful new office building was across the street from a modern apartment building where she lived. I used to go to tea with her and listen to her travel stories. This was one of them:

She went to the Falkland Islands en route home from Antarctica. It was supposed to have been en route there, but the travel plans were changed by the fellow who ran the company (a schemer who had other nefarious arrangements, not relevant here)… It turned out that he owed a lot of money on the ship he was using, one with a sister ship owned by Russians, I think. Anyway, he avoided trouble going down but coming back when he docked at the Falkland Islands, his ship was impounded - to go no further. He had to get his passengers home to Canada. They were allowed to stay on board while he ferried them over to Buenos Aires in a 10-passenger plane, the people who had work to return to or urgent plans going first. As a teacher, in the summer, Marjorie could stay until the last of them left. So every day she set out to explore Port Stanley.

A friend made me think of this when I received a letter from her today, describing her visit to Port Stanley on the cruise she is taking now.  She mentioned the delightful, tended gardens. Marjorie noticed them, too. She would pause at some lovely spot and comment to the owner/gardener about the garden….with such genuine, friendly enthusiasm that she would be invited in, if not then, then later that afternoon for tea, or whatever. She had a good time.

It took her 48 hours to get back to Winnipeg and she was exhausted. The travel company sent her a letter with a $500 discount on her next trip. No thanks. She didn’t use them again. But she had a good time, Bless her.

I kept writing her and sending her my books, even after I stopped visiting; she had moved into a facility I couldn’t get to. But I had her address and corresponded. She wrote a Christmas letter every year, using old Xmas cards,and describing her trips. Finally I had a letter in strange hand-writing - from her caregiver, who told me she read my letters to Marjorie. My dear old teacher wanted her to write me and thank me - about the last thing she did before she died. Bless her.